I hope you haven't thought that Trump's numerous activities as president crossed the line into impeachable or criminal behavior. Goodness no! How did you ever think such a thing?!
- Did you think separating young children from their parents was bad?
- Did you think putting people and children in cages and not feeding them properly was bad?
- Did you think welcoming help in the election from hostile foreign powers was bad?
- Did you think paying off the women he slept with and then lying about it was bad?
- Did you think destroying the careers and lives of patriotic FBI employees was bad?
- Did you think trying to shut down an investigation into his own behavior was bad?
- Did you think putting a rapist on the Supreme Court was bad?
- Did you think ignoring Congressional subpoenas was bad?
- Did you think stopping Congressional testimony from subordinates was bad?
- Did you think having his Attorney General lie and cover up the Mueller report was bad?
- Did you think the President profiting off his own businesses while in office was bad?
- Did you think telling minority women Congress members to "go back to their country" was bad?
Ha ha ha! Well if you thought of any that was terrible, then I have news for you!
Trump's behavior is absolutely, positively, 100% A-OK and is as American as apple pie! How do I know this?
Come now! If any of this was serious, Democrats would have at least started an impeachment inquiry, right? I mean, it's just an inquiry to determine whether or not articles of impeachment need to be written up. It's not like it's an impeachment vote or anything!
But that hasn't happened. So clearly, you are completely wrong. This is all normal behavior. This is how America works!
Adam Schiff says:
“We do need to be realistic, and that is, the only way he’s leaving office, at least at this point, is by being voted out"
Well elections are wonderful of course but they are also completely normal events. Like, when everything is completely normal. So that’s how we know everything is completely normal!
And that's why Trump is celebrating today.
And that's why Nancy Pelosi is partying it up with grand party girl Maureen Dowd!
Time to partay down, folks!